Happy Birthday Maxwell!

*Sheepish Grin* Happy Belated Birthday Old Man.

Buy the ingredients... Check.
Pre-heat the oven... Check.
Assemble the pie crust... Check.
Wash and prepare the berry filling...
Search the fridge for the berries...
Find the culprits who ate the fresh berries...
Resist the urge to laugh ass off at idiots who finish off 3 flats of berries...

Miss Mariemaea and one Mr. Merquise are currently lounging in the living room, moaning, and holding their over-indulged bellies.

Justice has been served. Slightly...

Current Mood: amused

Maxwell is hereby banned from carving any of our pumpkins... *glares*

I miss Shen...

Current Mood: nostalgic

Happy Birthday Old Man!

Current Mood: amused

A well exercised Wen Bao sleeps the sleep of the dead...

and snores the snore of a fully operational saw mill...

We are very tired men this morning.

Current Mood: tired

We have a month to get Wen Bao to lose 5 pounds, or the vet will prescribe him 6 weeks doggy bootcamp...

Current Mood: worried

... He didn't have to call me "a psychotic, anal retentive, bastard"...

Current Mood: blank

*smirks* We are flipping!

Current Mood: artistic

I have lost my wedding band and I can NOT find it! Ladies, I need ideas on where one may find such an item.

Current Mood: distressed

I've caught Zechs polishing his wedding band... repeatedly. *grins*

Current Mood: amused

Life is... good.

Current Mood: satisfied

Just a few short hours.

Current Mood: dorky

The estrogen level in this house has exploded.

Jokes of putting me in a wedding dress are flying.

Not all of the jokes are originating from the women.

Traitors...

Current Mood: anxious

After celebrating late into the night, we naturally slept in today only to wake to our decorations morphing from Jingle Bells to Wedding bells.

I must have had a strange look on my face because a moment after viewing the transformation, I was flat on my back with two men sitting on me, one man running for the handcuffs, another one taking pictures and the fifth one laughing his ass off. The women were squealing, and Miss Aly was patting me on the cheek.

Maxwell just THINKS he has blackmail material, but as soon as his guard's down...

I thought only pregnant women glow...

Current Mood: nervous

I do NOT need a babysitter!

Current Mood: pissed off

( Let the sucking up begin )

Current Mood: naughty

He did as he promised and accompanied me to the hellho... er Doctor's office for my bloodwork.

After much nagging, Merquise agreed that it was also about time to get his bloodwork done.

I got the glare, the 6 gauge needle, and muttered curses.

He got a smile, the 22 gauge needle,... and a lollipop.

Damn it!

Current Mood: cranky